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Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day.
Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter:   / theonion  
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